Yarrrrrg. Today be the Annual Talk Like a Pirate Day, so ye land lubbers be best puttin' on yer sea-farer's tones, or ye be walking the plank. Yarrrrgh.

Don't ye be forgettin' thar website; http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

We also be firing a cannon for Dr Anonymous, whom yarrghed throughout today's show. Avast!